Ganja Gorilla Adventures The Multiverse - Episode 2

I jump out of a large green artery valve and into some greenish-yellow lung sacs of a new earth. How I landed on this corner of the multiverse is beyond me. I've been chasing that banana, and it's been driving me bananas. This is nowhere near the earth that I saw king Bananza jump to. It was green and had a phallic-shaped landscape.

I don't think I can stay on this earth for much longer. I almost got crushed by a giant green blood cell. I don't see any conscious being around, and I already had enough adventure here for one day.

I calibrate the device's location to an earth I labeled "Dance earth 1". It's the second-best earth after cocoganja earth 2. Cocoganja earth 1 was a rotten trip. I would go back to cocoganja earth 2, but it's a bit harder to program its measurements than Dance earth 1.

I open the window and hop through. Upon closing it, I hear music nearby. It sounds like reggae.

Ok. Side adventure. Dance. Get high. Dance some more. Then go and find Bananza.

I stride over to a bunch of gorgeous purple-furred orangutans and shout, "Hey ladies!"

They look over at me and smile. one of them asks, "Where are you from, honey?"

I replied, "I'm from a universe created to save another."

They all pause, look at each other and laugh.

The same one says, "come on, honey, let's dance."

The song that plays is very similar to the one I have stored in my meta memory of Adler's earth. It's a song from the 1980s. "Maniac."

I dance like I have never danced before.

I pull out some joints and pass them around. I stay long enough to join in some orgies. Glad that this version of earth allows others to interact with me.

I woke up the following day, put back on my exoskeleton robotic suit, rip open a

spacetime hole calibrated for my next destination, and jump on through.

This place looks strikingly similar to the one king Bananza jumped through. The only way to know for sure is to find that coco branch. I have to be careful because once I threw it through the portal, I instantly created other universes where the coco-branch will reside simultaneously. I marked those possible universes through a new heat signature found on the edges of spacetime.

Another problem I may have to deal with is that the same thing probably happened to Bananza as it did to the coco-branch and me. Perhaps this is why Ozzy wanted me to only be an explorer. He knew my adventures would ultimately split realities for me, but at least not for anyone else. I chose to discover what's out there at my own risk. But perhaps my actions have put others at risk too. That's why I need to find King Bananza.

The key to locating the motherfucker is outside of spacetime. If I can find the correct symmetrical key to fit into the tetrahedron locks outside of spacetime, I can plot the measurements to plug back into the multiverse and trace his conscious signature.

The problem snowballs. Even if I were to find the original Bananza, he would still exist somewhere in the infinite timelines of the multiverse. By interacting with him, I opened a box that can never be closed again completely. My best shot is pinpointing the most dangerous forms of Bananza and stopping the necessary amount to keep the spacetime of the multiverse intact. I may also have to shell off as many versions of the universe as possible to prevent the complete annihilation of spacetime.

The problems may even be infinitely more significant than that. I suppose some beings from other universes far worse than Bananza could have taken the portal device from him and created harsher consequences on consciousness within the spacetime realm. The good news is that they would never be able to affect consciousness outside of spacetime because of their relativistic microcosmic nature. Still, it sure would suck if my realm of consciousness stopped existing sooner than its clock has it set for.

Anyway, I continued to search the green phallic-shaped landscape. I searched for hours in the tagged micro-location where I threw the stick onto. Nothing. I really am going to have to figure out those tetrahedron locks.

I bust out my portal gun and start tapping away on it until the avatars to the interface of the tetrahedron locks pop up in front of me. I choose a couple of avatars to test.

No signature of a conscious banana. Hmm.

I try the next avatar. No luck.

What if I were to recreate a conscious banana much like how Adler created me? Could I use it to program an algorithm to learn and find king Bananza directly in the multiverse?

I know he wears a cape and a crown, has a weird evil-looking mouth, and gloves over his hands. I should also give the Bananza model a dickish personality for more specific targeting of his location. There could be other talking bananas, but why waste my time looking for them if they are friendly bananas? As long as I correctly input the coordinates for cocoganja earth 1, the device should be able to trace the the first few original Bananzas to a general location.

I suppose I can act as my own witness to the story of the Bananza model's creation. It's only for a test and does not require manipulating the interactions between universes. I just need a copy that can be scanned and used to learn and find Bananza.

I press the blue shift button and merge into it. From there, I create a story similar to the experience of cocoganja earth 1, but with a cage. I open a window to my creation and jump through. I grab the cage and bring it back to the blue shift with the Bananza model going bonkers inside it. I phase-out of the blue shift and back into the green phallic-shaped landscape earth.

I use my device to scan the model. As soon as the device recognizes the specifications, this angry little guy is out of my site. Or maybe I'll eat him afterward.

Imagine if humans had this technology. Would they still have wars over resources? Why did the octo-aliens leave their planet if they had access to infinite resources? There had to have been a good reason to travel all the way to another world in their universe to feed on all its inhabitants throughout their timelines when they could have just imagined it into existence.

Was there someone or something preventing them from being able to do that?

Anyways, the scanning process is now complete. I think I'm going to eat the banana.

After the nice snack, I look at the device to see what results are popping up for Bananza.

It found him. The numbers continue to grow for another hour. It looks like he mostly stayed in a section of the multiverse where earth has an abundance of strawberries. What does he want with strawberries?

And it looks like not too long before he entered the strawberry abundant universes, he was in several that were abundant in blueberries. He has several residual versions of himself still in the blueberryverses.

My first goal is to put a barrier around as many universes as he has traveled to so far. It would be impossible to put a wall around them all since the multiverse has created infinite versions of him crossing the multiverse. However, I can get many of him, predict his trajectory, and jail him somewhere before he reaches his next target earth.

As I compute the math, Bananza jumps to another strawberryverse. The computation completes within another half hour. I program the tetrahedrons to create a mirror-like barrier around Bananza's most general area and voila. I have him trapped.

I plug in the coordinates to one of the strawberryverse earths and open the hole to reach him.

I pop out the other side and land on a giant strawberry. I stand up and look at the large field in front of me, filled with colossal strawberries as far as the eye can see.

I look down at my device and see the dot representing Bananza is about twenty miles away from my current location.

I jump from strawberry to strawberry with finesse. I notice some were purple ones with red seeds, and others are black, others are baby blue with bright green seeds, some are ocean blue ones with deep sea blue seeds, and I also notice brilliant green ones with ocean blue seeds, but most of them were bright red.

I finally reach a factory that looks like a warzone. The building is pretty much intact. There happens to be human blood all over it, though.

I hide my device inside my exoskeleton suit and fly to the factory entrance. I bust open the door, and inside stood king Bananza. He quickly turns around and says, "You crazy ape, what are you doing here?"

"I came to stop you, Bananza!" I shout as I run at him.

He disappears. "Behind you," he whispers in my ear as he grabs me by a chokehold. "I learned some new tricks of my own, buddy." He presses a button on my suit, and my helmet pulls back. He punches me in the face nothing less than twenty times before I black out.

I wake up tied to a pole.

"It was impossible to get you out of your suit, and you clearly hid your device, so I suppose I only have minutes before you figure a way out of those ropes. But... I wanted to give you one last message before I go: Stop following me, or the next time I will kill you with my bare hands. I will take off my gloves and choke you to death."

"Good luck getting far," I tease.

"What's that suppose to mean?" Bananza queries.

I reply, "It means I was endowed with more knowledge of the multiverse than you and found a way to imprison you. It also means I've restricted the number of universes you could hop on through to. And once I find you again, I will eat you for breakfast. Slowly. Might even cook you up into a nice meal."

"Good luck with that," He states confidently as he opens a portal. "I will always outsmart you." He turns around and stares at me. "Goodbye, my new nemesis." He refaces the portal and jumps through. The window closes.

I'll probably put him on the fryer to bring out the flavor. For now, I need to figure out a way to get these ropes off.

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