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Little Reefer Rabbit and all of his friends were picking Golden Goat buds from the Marijuana fields when they heard a loud explosion.
"Kaboom!"
"What could that be?" asked White Widow, the overly sized spider.
Everyone looked at each other in confusion when out popped Ganja Gorilla from the barn. He started going ape shit and yelled, "the weed is burning! The weed is burning!"
"Isn't that a good thing?" asked Dab the Donkey.
"I think Ganja Gorilla means the supply in the barn. Come on, Gang! Let's go and put it out!" Shouted Reefer Rabbit.
They all run into the barn, where the fire starts to pick up.
"What do we do?" asked Shatter Sheep.
"It looks like we will have to put it out with water!" said Reefer Rabbit.
"But the only water source we have is from the well on the other side of the Ranch. How will we save all of this weed?" asked Shatter Sheep.
That's when Reefer Rabbit had his most magical idea yet! "Hey gang, why don't we all get high and fly the water over here!"
They all jumped for joy before Reefer Rabbit took out his most potent joint and lit it up.
They all took a hit, making their eyes lit and ready for action! They all started to levitate.
"Ok, gang, let's save our magical Reefer Ranch!" Shouted Reefer Rabbit with excitement. They all flew out the door and to the well. With teamwork, they could draw out enough water, pass it along to one another, and put the fire out!
The fire was put out within twenty minutes, but all the weed was gone!
Little Reefer Rabbit began to cry, triggering Ganja Gorilla to weep into tears.
Don't cry, guys," said Shatter Sheep. It might take some extra time, but we can always grow some more!"
"How will we do it in time for the grand old party next Saturday night? Asked White Widow the spider."
"I know this isn't the most popular idea, but I was reading about genetically modified organisms," stated Ganja Gorilla. "What if we were to genetically alter the time it takes for the weed to grow?"
"Ooooh, I don't know," said Reefer Rabbit. I heard that GMOs are not good for you.
"That's only if you have too much of it," argued Ganja Gorilla. Too much of anything can hurt you,"
"What other choice do we have if we are to supply the reefer for the grand old party," shouted shatter sheep. "If you guys remember, you all smoked up last month's supply, and we didn't make a dime. If we are to keep this Ranch from the banks, we need to make some money next Saturday at the grand old party.
And so the team got to work. They toiled day and night, both in the field and in the lab. With ganja Gorilla's multitude of science degrees, the team finally figured out a genetic combination to make the weed grow three stories tall in three days.
At the dawn of each day, Reefer Rabbit and friends would excitedly wake up to witness the fruits of their labor. The sumptuous field grew exponentially greater each day. By day three, the team was ready to harvest all of the glorious ganja that had blossomed.
"My oh my," Said White Widow. Look how huge they are! Why they appear to be even taller than three stories!"
"Is it just me, or do you guys see them growing out of control?" queried Ganja Gorilla.
The stock of each plant began to smack up against each other until beautiful giant buds full of shiny crystals the size of soccer balls started raining down hard. The ground began to shake, and the team knew they had a new challenge to face.
"I don't think we have the right tools to stop this," said White Widow the spider, as she pulled out her reefer joint from her sack. She lights it up, puff puff puffs it and passes it to Dab the Donkey.
The monstrous plants started growing so huge that they invaded one of the holding sheds, busting the walls in half.
"Well, that's not good," said Dab the Donkey mellowly. He passes the joint to Reefer Rabbit.
Reefer Rabbit sucks the life out of the joint as his eyes inflame red. A lagging tear falls from his left eye as he starts to laugh maniacally.
Will Reefer Rabbit and friends be able to stop the mutating marijuana field in time before the party? Stay tuned for the next episode of Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch!
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