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We left off with the gang on a super-charged fight in the last episode that led to Kannabis Kangaroo kicking Reefer Rabbit off a mountain edge.
Will Reefer Rabbit be able to get back up and thwart Kannabis Kangaroo's evil plans?
And now, the season finale of Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch!
"Nothing but air beneath you, Reefer Rabbit!" Shouted Kannabis Kangaroo.
Reefer Rabbit looked down at his automated chest pocket and tapped it with his free hand.
Zoopop! The automated chest pocket opened, and a little robot hand stretched out to light and put a magical joint in Reefer Rabbit's mouth.
Reefer Rabbit puff puff puffed that doobie and levitated back up to the mountain's edge.
"H-h-how did you do that?" asked Kannabis Kangaroo? "No weed can do that!"
"Mine can!" Confidently claimed Reefer Rabbit. "My weed is loved with the magic of friendship, and we only have room for people who want to enjoy each other's company, not suck the life out of innocent people!"
Kannabis Kangaroo does a roundhouse kick, but Reefer Rabbit dodges it. Each punch is too slow to hit this energized Rabbit.
"You can always work for me, Reefer Rabbit!" belittled Kannabis Kangaroo.
"I work for the citizens of Greensville!" Yelled Reefer Rabbit.
Reefer Rabbit's levitating kung fu moves were too much for the Klepto Kangaroo!
Reefer Rabbit knocked out Kannabis Kangaroo with one swift upper kick to the face! Kannabis Kangaroo's hat that he bought with the townspeople's hard-earned money was captured and stolen by the mighty wind!
"Never come back to Greensville, Kannabis Kangaroo. We will let all other towns and cities know about you, so don't go on about thinking of screwing over other innocent people!" shouted Reefer Rabbit with fervor.
The little bunny flew back in his badass suit to his friends to ensure they were ok.
"Hey, you guys, are you hurt?"
"Nothing we can't handle, buddy!" happily expressed Ganja Gorilla.
And so the team went back to Greensville to tear down Kannabis Kangaroo's empire.
The townspeople cheered for Reefer Rabbit and the gang blowing up the buildings one at a time.
"Hooray for Reefer Rabbit and his friendly ranchers! You freed us from the evil Kannabis Kangaroo!"
"We are so sorry that we doubted you, Reefer Rabbit," said the mayor of Greensville.
"That's ok, humbly replied Reefer Rabbit. "What matters is that we rebuild our town and our lives."
And so, that is what everyone did. The townspeople not only rebuilt their town but made it better and more welcoming to anyone who wanted to party with good friends.
They partied on Sunday all the way to Saturday!
By then, they were shit-faced tired, and all decided to go home with the biggest smiles they ever wore!
Sunday morning, the smell of Golden Goat buds woke up the town's Reefer Ranchers, and to work they went.
As they were plucking some luscious golden goat buds to smoke for breakfast, a weird-looking window rips open in front of everyone. A bong walks out and says, "Do not fear me. I am from another universe."
The team looks at each other in shock.
Ganja Gorilla queries, "What do you mean you are from another universe?"
"My name is Adler," stated the bong. I created this world to save my own. I wanted to use all of you to help me out, but all I need is one of you. Plus, the technology I'm using to do this is much more advanced than I can truly understand, so I'm going to keep this simple."
Adler looks at Ganja Gorilla and says, "I chose you to be the savior of my universe. However, I have to stick to your storyline by giving you free will if this is all to work. Would you mind helping me out?
Ganja Gorilla looks at his friends, "I don't know if I want to leave my friends behind."
"It's ok, G-squared," assured Reefer Rabbit. "There are always other multiversal adventures for us to go on. Plus, we have a Reefer ranch to run! You go on and help our creator!"
Ganja Gorilla smiles, hugs all of his friends, and goes with the walking bong into the portal to Adler's universe.
The door to the other world closes.
Oh boy, I'm sure gonna miss Ganja Gorilla," cried Dab the Donkey.
"Me too," cried White Widow.
"Oh, me three," cried Shatter Sheep.
"We are all gonna miss our buddy," confirmed Reefer Rabbit.
The gang all shared a relaxing Purple Haze joint to help mellow the atmosphere.
The team knew one day they would adventure alongside their buddy. For now, the team had a ranch to run and a town that needed them. And so they got back to work and helped get their little village to reflourish.
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Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch will return for another season. Stay tuned for the shoot-off series, "Ganja Gorilla Adventures The Multiverse"!
Read "The Time Ripper" to find out the story behind Adler the talking bong!
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