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We last left off with the gang ready to take on the evil Kannabis Kangaroo after he turned the entire town into coked-up slaves. Will the team's new robotic exoskeletons be enough to restore order?
And now for the next episode of Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch!
Kannabis Kangaroo grew his business into a conglomerate. He had the townspeople work at his newly built Kang-Mart to pay their perpetuating debt. They were forced to shop for their food and other basic necessities at Kang-Mart because they had no money. Every item bought was another debt to collect.
Kannabis Kangaroo felt he was not making enough unpure coke, so he opened up a factory called Kangazon.
Kannabis Kangaroo was on top of the world, and he wanted everybody to know it. So he had the townspeople build a rocket so he could go up in space and do a victory lap around the planet.
Kannabis Kangaroo was ready to spread his business to other towns when Reefer Rabbit and the gang showed up to thwart Kannabis Kangaroo from his evil takeover!
"You aren't going to hurt any more people, Kannabis Kangaroo," confidently shouted Reefer Rabbit in his incredible combat suit. His friends flew down from the sky and joined him.
"I love the new suits," jested Kannabis Kangaroo.
Kannabis Kangaroo continued, "Thanks to Sensimilla Sentipede's shrinking machine, I reverse engineered it to grow my coke minions five sizes larger. They are going to love chewing up your new shiny bright suits! Attack them, my faithful coke minions!"
Reefer Rabbit and his team went to war with Kannabis Kangaroo's coke minions.
There were many of them, but the team had more powerful suits and weaponry.
"Fuck you, Reefer Rabbit," angrily shouted Kannabis Kangaroo. "It's time I knock you out for good!"
And so the team matched off together against the evil Kleptocrat. They bounced and pounced, but Kannabis Kangaroo had the moves and strength.
He knocked out Ganja Gorilla.
He tied up White Widow on Dab the Donkey with a web.
And he shattered Shatter Sheep's shiny suit.
Reefer Rabbit was harder to stop with all of his kung fu moves.
Kannabis Kangaroo grabbed a katana.
Reefer Rabbit found another and jumped at him.
"Greensville and every other place deserves a better Reefer Rancher than you," shouted Reefer Rabbit.
"Face it, Rabbit," taunted Kannabis Kangaroo. "You aren't good enough to stop me! I own your town, and soon the world!"
They continue to battle with katanas to the edge of a mountain. They continue to swiftly swing their katanas until Kannabis Kangaroo breaks Reefer Rabbit's jetpack and kicks him off the mountain's edge.
Reefer Rabbit holds on for dear life.
Will Reefer Rabbit get back up, or is he doomed to fall, letting Kannabis Kangaroo further his reign? Tune in for the next episode of Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch!
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