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In the last episode of the adventure, Reefer Rabbit and the gang were hosting the grand old party when the weed blew up all of the townspeople into uncontrollable growing giants!
Dr. Sinsemilla Sentipede had his shrinking ray stored at home, and Shatter Sheep had her plane locked away in the garage at the ranch.
Who will save all the townspeople from exploding into oblivion?
And now, a new episode of Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch!
Kannabis Kangaroo came kicking down the doors and shouted: "Don't worry, citizens of Greensville, Kannabis Kangaroo is here to save you!
And with one big joint, Kannabis Kangaroo took a mondo puff and filled the entire party room with his own unique brand of Reefer. Everyone shrank down to their correct sizes again and cheered for Kannabis Kangaroo!
"How can we ever repay you for saving us Kannabis Kangaroo?" asked Dolly the Dog?
"I set up a new Reefer farm in town. Perhaps everyone can help my business thrive by purchasing my locally grown products," suggested Kannabis Kangaroo.
"That is a lovely idea!" Shouted the mayor of Greensville. "We obviously cannot trust Reefer Rabbit and his Reefer Ranch anymore. I will make you the new official town's Reefer Rancher!"
And just like that, Reefer Rabbit and his friends were not welcome anymore by the townspeople. Everyone started buying all of their weed from Kannabis Kangaroo.
Reefer Rabbit and the gang were in one of their barns for a meeting.
Reefer Rabbit held back his tears and said, "Gang, we messed up big time. The town has trusted us for years, and we let them down. I think it's time to close up shop."
"What will we do for a living?" Shouted Shatter Sheep.
And that's when Kannabis Kangaroo kicked down the barn door, smirked at the gang, and said, "How does it feel to be number two Reefer Rabbit?"
"Was it you who started the fire and messed with our weed?" questioned Reefer Rabbit.
"It doesn't matter now, does it?" Kannabis Kangaroo clarified. "The townspeople are now mine, and my little coke minions and I will grow our monopoly to every town on which we can lay our dirty paws. Little Reefer ranchers like yourself will have to either work for me or pay the price!"
"You're a baaaad person," cried Shatter Sheep.
"I am not a baaaad person Shatter Sheep, for I am only a product of the system," claimed Kannabis Kangaroo. "Blame the system for allowing me to grab all of your business!"
Kannabis Kangaroo comically kicked down the other barn door and hopped his way out to exploit some more.
"Well, now, I'm not gonna give up, gang," assured Ganja Gorilla. "We worked so hard. We can't let that Klepto Kangaroo kill our Cannabis business!"
"I agree," shouted Dab the Donkey. "We have a town to protect from that crazy Kangaroo!"
As they spent their days figuring out their next moves, Kannabis Kangaroo flourished with business. But he couldn't stop there. He had to make more money. And so he sprinkled unpure cocaine all over the weed and had his coke minions turn the innocent citizens of Greensville into cokeheads.
The mayor became the worst addict of them all and ran the town according to Kannabis Kangaroo's commands. The place was even renamed Whitesville to reflect the Cocaine-drenched Cannabis.
Soon everyone had to give all their homes and possessions to Kannabis Kangaroo. The townspeople worked day and night to pay off all their ever-growing debts.
"How much more can we take?" shouted one of the townspeople.
Meanwhile, Reefer Rabbit and the gang built robotic exoskeletons to jump into and fight Kannabis Kangaroo. They watched what was unfolding in town, and the team knew it was time to smoke out the establishment.
They jumped into their robotic fighter suits and flew off into the dark night to fight the evil Kannabis Kangaroo!
Will the gang's plan be able to restore order, or will Kannabis Kangaroo kill off the resistance? Stay tuned for the next episode of Reefer Rabbit's Most Magical Ranch!
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